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I'm Jordan. I'm 21. I have 9 years of cheer experience, 5 years of coaching and choreography experience, and have judged at a local PW competition for the past 3 years. I was a National Champion for Hip Hop in 2012, and my team won a partial paid bid to Worlds! If you need tumbling, stunting, or jump advice, don't be afraid to ask!

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thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

alyssabethancourt:

waitwhendidjohnbecomeagirl:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

I’m actually in tears right now oh my fuck

This is really a thing that happened. I know. I was there.

This is the fucking truth… Most Arizonans just go batshit crazy when it rains.

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus)

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

whoreoscoper:

americxanhorrorstory:

g0ld-star:

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

😂💁✋🙊😏

🍹💁✋😭😏

❤️😂😏😘😍

OH FUCK

😂💁❤️✂️😘

😘😉😳😂😔

michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

(Source: downtomarsgal)

vintagesportspictures:

A victorious University of Mississippi player being kissed by a cheerleader after the Cotton Bowl (1956)

vintagesportspictures:

A victorious University of Mississippi player being kissed by a cheerleader after the Cotton Bowl (1956)

ajdiiflyhigh:

jumpstunttumble:

Standing full, toe touch, standing full, two to double. Perf.

What the hell??? That’s crazyy but AWSOME!!

snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

Why did I break up with my boyfriend right before cuddling season started? I’m stupid. 😔😩

pros-in-bows:

teased-poof:

worlds-rings:

cheer5ever:

everythingcheermagazine:

New Top Gun Naples uniforms!

Wow

These are stunning 😍😍

wtf this is my friend get outta heaaaah


Forever confused how top gun girls wear bras with their uniforms

Strapless or clear straps probably. But I don’t know how big boobed girls can wear uniforms like these, those straps don’t look like they do a whole lot…

pros-in-bows:

teased-poof:

worlds-rings:

cheer5ever:

everythingcheermagazine:

New Top Gun Naples uniforms!

Wow

These are stunning 😍😍

wtf this is my friend get outta heaaaah

Forever confused how top gun girls wear bras with their uniforms

Strapless or clear straps probably. But I don’t know how big boobed girls can wear uniforms like these, those straps don’t look like they do a whole lot…

cheer-athletics-generation:

The feeling before catching a tic-toc »»>

cheer-athletics-generation:

The feeling before catching a tic-toc »»>